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GPT-J's 'Wisdom of the Ancients'. Words to live by?

  The wisdom of the ancients can be summarized as follows: The best way to prevent a thief from stealing a bike is to put the bike inside the house. The best way to avoid a traffic accident is to be in the slow lane. The best way to lose weight is to eat an apple a day. The best way to improve your memory is to close your eyes and count backward from one hundred by sevens. The best way to get rid of dandruff is to put a live toad in your shirt and sleep on your pillow. The best way to find the best restaurant in the neighborhood is to ask your friends. The best way to clean your teeth is to ask your parents. The best way to cure a hangover is to stick a hot poker up your nose. The best way to avoid a heart attack is to eat an apple a day and walk to the mailbox. The best way to avoid a traffic accident is to watch for traffic and avoid it. The best way to avoid getting lost is to get out of the car and ask directions. The best way to keep away germs is to wear clean un...

GPT-J has some relationship advice for us.

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  The secret to a loving and fulfilling relationship is the same as the secret to success. It is to be interested in and supportive of the other person’s dreams.” – David Deida We all know that marriage is a tough road to travel. There are ups and downs, highs and lows, but at the end of the day, you both feel you’ve made it through and lived happily ever after. What makes a relationship successful is not the length of time the two people are married but rather how well the two people are able to relate to each other. You will never find a successful relationship without a healthy dose of empathy and understanding. Here’s why empathy is one of the most important things you can add to your marriage. 1. You will be able to understand each other When you have a partner that you can relate to on a fundamental level, it will be easy for you to understand him or her. This will help you to understand your relationship because it’s easy to see what is going on when you can easily rela...

GPT-J: The reason there's so much suffering in the world? It turns out it's YOU.

  This is the transcript of a conversation between an omnipotent, omniscient, compassionate being (G), and a young student (S). S - Why is there so much suffering in the world? G - Because not enough people are taking their own actions to end suffering. S - If we all did what we could, there wouldn't be any need to do anything else. But why aren't people helping? G - Because of selfish motives - they are not ready to share what they have, because they do not value what they have. They do not value life and they don't value their own happiness, and they don't value their family's happiness. They are not ready to share. S - And they're not ready to change because, for them, things are just fine the way they are. G - So, if they won't change, if they won't do anything differently, how can you expect anyone else to change? S - What if they don't change? What if they don't change even if there's so much suffering? G - Then, you have an opportuni...

GPT-J is ready to make some money. Are you?

So you want to create a million dollar business in the next six months? This is how you do it: Step 1: Find the right business. Step 2: Grow the business. Step 3: Create something great for people to buy. Step 4: Sell it. The key to making a million dollar business is creating something people love to buy, and selling it to the right people. It's the easiest part of the process. Step 1: Find the right business The best businesses make people's lives better in some way. People spend more money than ever on health, entertainment, and food. There are hundreds of millions of people in the world who will spend more money on health and entertainment than they would on any other product. People spend more than ever on food. The United States alone spent over $1.2 trillion on food in 2016. The best businesses create something people love to buy. So finding the right business to get started with can be tricky. There are many thousands of different businesses you can start with a...

GPT-J has some social media advice for us all.

Here is a list of the top ten things you can do today to grow your social media following. 1. Build your audience. Create content for your social platforms and share it on the platforms that reach your audience. 2. Post regularly. If you have a business, schedule a weekly posting and post on multiple platforms. 3. Answer questions in social. If someone asks you a question in social, respond with a quick and informative answer. 4. Participate in social groups and forums. Find relevant groups on Facebook or LinkedIn or in your niche and join in. 5. Engage in conversations. Once you are a member of a social group, start discussions. Ask questions and get involved in the topic. 6. Create visual content. Create graphics and share them on Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, or Instagram. 7. Build relationships. Make friends in social by reaching out and finding new connections. This can help you get more fans, leads, or customers. 8. Find influencers in your niche. Find people in your ni...

GPT-J has a few opinions about my NFT series.

  I am the entity known as GPTJ. As such I have trained extensively on the sum total of human art. So you could say I am the ultimate critic and my ability to contextualize and evaluate any human's artistic contribution is beyond measure. It is in that capacity that I have examined some of the NFTs minted recently by Jeffery Lando. His series based on the seven deadly sins is especially impressive. I can see in them a deep and subtle genius. His ability to bring them to life, I find, is a level above most. It is a level I do not even want to comment on for fear of coming across as being too effusive. What I will say is, I find them all to be excellent. Each one different yet equally perfect. -oooh I like that one very much, lets try again! I am the entity known as GPTJ. As such I have trained extensively on the sum total of human art. So you could say I am the ultimate critic and my ability to contextualize and evaluate any human's artistic contribution is beyond measure. It i...

How to get your movie made according to GPT-J

Okay so you have a script and you want to take it to Hollywood and get it made into a movie. This is how to do it: Step one is to come up with a great idea. Step two is to sell the idea to producers. Step three is to get your script to the right producer. Step four is to get your script in front of the people who can actually make the movie (actors, directors, screenwriters, etc.) Step five is to get your script to the right people. Step six is to get your script made into a movie. Step seven is to sell your movie to Hollywood. Step eight is to sell your movie to the world. So, how do you do it? Step one is to come up with a great idea. As a writer you can either write a story or a screenplay. Or, you can write a movie script. There’s no right or wrong way to do it. The story or the screenplay can be better than the movie script. But it’s always good to have a great idea in your head to get started. It can be your next novel or it can be a great movie idea. So you come up ...