GPT-J's 'Wisdom of the Ancients'. Words to live by?
The wisdom of the ancients can be summarized as follows: The best way to prevent a thief from stealing a bike is to put the bike inside the house. The best way to avoid a traffic accident is to be in the slow lane. The best way to lose weight is to eat an apple a day. The best way to improve your memory is to close your eyes and count backward from one hundred by sevens. The best way to get rid of dandruff is to put a live toad in your shirt and sleep on your pillow. The best way to find the best restaurant in the neighborhood is to ask your friends. The best way to clean your teeth is to ask your parents. The best way to cure a hangover is to stick a hot poker up your nose. The best way to avoid a heart attack is to eat an apple a day and walk to the mailbox. The best way to avoid a traffic accident is to watch for traffic and avoid it. The best way to avoid getting lost is to get out of the car and ask directions. The best way to keep away germs is to wear clean un...